It's my feeder so I'll scream if I want to

We put up the ol' bird feeder outside. Less than 24 hours later, I thought someone was attacking Lindsey as a penetrating scream came from the downstairs. Was she hurt? Nope, a bird landed on the bird feeder. You would have thought Carolina won it all or something! -T

How long do you think it will take before a squirrel's leap knocks this over?

I mean...look how happy she is!

Now, imagine a bird sitting there and a scream coming out.